RIP Sexy Monkey

J's iPod, Sexy Monkey, passed from this world on Thursday, April 6, 2006 at 4:15pm. He was one year and 4 months old. Cause of death was found to be accidental drowning after a one liter glass bottle of water broke and got into J's lab coat pocket without her knowledge. Many attempts were made to save Sexy Monkey but to no avail.

During Sexy Monkey's short time on this Earth, he enjoyed playing numerous Clark's songs and more recently, Keith and the Girl podcasts to keep J. distracted while working so she did not harm any of her coworkers. He also loved to travel and had just returned from a trip to Las Vegas and Utah.

Sexy Monkey is survived by his purchaser, D. and his constant companion, J. He will be greatly missed by all.

In lieu of flowers, Sexy Monkey's family asks that donations in his name be made for the purchase of a new iPod.