Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

Ok so maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit about the clowns. But its 1:00 in the morning and I can't fall asleep. Why? My lovable monkey, D., is still congested from his cold and is therefore snoring. Very, very loudly. So loud, that I'm in the next room with the space heater on and my iTunes playing the Stephanie Miller show and I can't still hear him. I shouldn't complain b/c he doesn't usually snore. If he does, he's usually lying on his back and I can roll him onto his side to get him to stop. But not since he got this cold. I'd go sleep in the other room but I know if he wakes up and finds me there, he'll be hurt. So, here I sit until I get so tired that nothing will keep me awake. But I wonder, since I've been sick with the same thing, am I snoring too?